Paradoxes!

Merry Christmas!  It's heartsstarssmiles, one of Santa's taller elves!  Here's a present for y'all!

I don't know why, but a month ago (I think), I developed a love for paradoxes, when I discovered one.  So, I decided to make a small list of them for you! You're welcome!  (For more, click here.)

• It's opposite day!  But if you say it's opposite day on opposite day, is it really opposite day?
• This statement is a lie.
• Is the answer to this question "no"?
• Plato, guarding a bridge, says to Socrates, "If your next statement is true, you may cross.  However, if your next statement is false, I will throw you into the water."  Socrates says, "You will throw me into the water."
• There is an exception to every rule, including the rule of exception, for which the exception is that there is no exception.
• You need moderation in all things.  Does this include moderation?
• A male barber shaves only all the men who don't shave themselves.  Does he shave himself?
• Don't listen to me.
• Your mission is to not accept this mission.  Do you accept? (Source: My Babysitter's a Vampire)

Yeah, paradoxes are so much fun!  So, I wish you a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year!  Oops, I got it mixed up!  Oh, well, it's the same thing! Okay, okay, I'll fix it!  I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!  There! =D

Happy Holidays,
heartsstarssmiles

PS-Happy Belated Hanukkah!
PPS-Happy Advanced Kwanzaa!
PPPS-Merry Advanced Christmas 2013!
PPPPS-Merry Advanced New Year 2014!
PPPPPS-Happy Advanced New Year 2014!
PPPPPPS-I could go on and on and on...
PPPPPPPS-I'll stop here.
PPPPPPPPS-Or here.  Goodbye! =D

Paradoxes are cycles! (Source: http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5064351347181241&pid=15.1)